Trump's wall, so he tells us, will be a triumph, such a triumph, so beautiful. Perhaps, he will have it decorated with murals, graffiti, wild wall flowers! Head south! We have a lot of wall to paint.
But while painting, we might just be surprised by earth worms. The ingenuity of people south of our border in digging tunnels has been demonstrated time after time. Mexico's most sought after drug lord, jailed in one of their high security prisons, escaped through a tunnel which hit its target--the shower floor in his jail cell--from approximately a mile away.
So I ask, just how deep are you going to make the foundation of your wall...Donald? Will Mexican laborers dig the ditch?