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Russia Mints Largest Coin in the History of Mankind        It's U...U...Uge!

10/14/2017

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Russia has minted the largest coin in world history.  Vladimir Putin, announcing the coins, said, "They are u...u...uge!" The coins with an orange gold relief of Donald Trump on one side and a rendition of the tallest building to ever be built on the other, are valued at 10,000 rubles.  The building pictured on the coin is to be built in Moscow and will bear the Trump name.  The coin has been made so large to emphasize the enormity of the new building and Trump's ego.  When asked if the building would really come to fruition, Putin responded, "Believe me...it will!  It will be great!  It will be beautiful!"

The coin, according to Putin, will only be available to oligarchs with very deep pockets.  Inspired, Putin noted that the coin's beautiful shiny orange gold surface is one micron thick applied over styrofoam. "We wanted the coins to be very impressive but a light weight."
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Lisa
10/14/2017 09:31:33 am

There might be an opening at The Onion! I think you should apply! 😄😉

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